The Things They Say

JAMES:

He was telling me about his adventures away at Scout Camp and I couldn't help but laugh out loud as I heard him say, "The first night I slept like a baby..." See, James woke up ever hour and a half to eat when he was a baby. I remember it well.

JESSICA:

"If I were a dog, I would listen to my owner and not drink out of toilets."

There were a couple other ones but I didn't write them soon enough and they are forgotten already. Sad, but true.