BOO-tiful

You may think our Halloween box exploded all over our front flower bed. I know that I did when I saw all the extra pumpkins and ghosts from our light strings in the shrubs and flowers. I checked to see if they had blown off the light strands around the door and they hadn't. Those were perfectly in tact. But I came to find out the Jessica & Jayson had "decorated" the front yard with all our extras - and isn't it CUTE.

Important Insights From my Three Year Old Lately

"Mom, we didn't go to Disneyland, the zoo, or the beach today. We need to go there."

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Goose: "Mom, why are we stopping?"

Me: "Because the light is red"

Goose: "But I don't want to stop"

Me: "Well you don't get to choose. There are rules for driving. We take turns so we don't crash."

Goose: "Mom, how long???"

Me: "Maybe a minute - not usually very long."

Goose: "No. maybe eighteen. I don't like stopping."

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Me: "It's time to brush your teeth"

Jayson: "No!!! I hate brushing my teeth."

Me: "It doesn't matter. You still need to brush your teeth. Every morning. Every night."

Jayson: "I don't like to. It takes a long time."

Me: "It only takes a couple minutes."

Jayson: "No!!! It takes seven minutes."

Me: "We can brush them for seven minutes if you want. Come now and brush your teeth."

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Upon entering a gated community....

Jayson: "Why are we stopping?"

Me: "I have to enter the code so the gate will open."

Jayson: "How 'bout just crash through it"

"Simple Saturday"

*Type & Print programs for Stake Baptism

*Attend & Give Talk at Stake Baptism

*Arrive Late at Church for "Simple Saturday" (formerly called Super Saturday) Craft Day & assemble two adorable soldiers made out of flower pots

*Manage desk clutter & sign school forms

*Scout out new photo shoot location

*Purchase Sweet Incentives for Smiles & Gift for upcoming Piano Recital

*Wait in line behind the shopper who has a coupon for every item in her cart (none of them would scan)

*Family Photo Shoot - first for the Christmas Card Season

*Clean bathroom

*Grab a bite to eat

*Take Jacob to after hours care to get three stitches

*Review Lesson I need to teach tomorrow

Blue Halloween Fing

We were are target to make it to preschool ON TIME today.

Front door locked.

Car door opened.

Jayson turned to me and asked, "Where's my blue Halloween fing?"

I thought real hard, even with abstract thinking I couldn't conceive what that could be. "I don't know where that could be. Don't really know what it is Goose."

"I can get it quickwee."

His eyes were the richest shade of blue holding the deepest amounts of sincerity. I couldn't refuse him.

Back to the front door, undo the lock, follow him through the entry to the family room to see what he would retrieve.

A navy blue bandana. That was it. His Blue Halloween Thing that he's been carrying around from the Halloween costume box since last night is this silly bandana. He loves it. He accidentally dipped it in his cereal milk this morning. He whipped me with it at family prayers last night. It is cooler than any of his toys in his room.

We made it to preschool. I completely forgot to pack him a snack, but he didn't seem bothered. He had his blue Halloween fing.

Book of Mormon - Messiah in America

That's me singing in the choir :)

Brain MRI

I had my brain MRI yesterday. It's kind of like being loaded on a platform and being raised as an offering for alien abductors. You receive earplugs, fitted face mask, and are rolled into a narrow tube just like in the movies. What I didn't get from the movies are the series of VERY loud noises. First the jack hammer, then the wood pecker. Then it's like you are lying very still on the floor of a dance club - not that I would actually know what that feels like, but I have an imagination. The ground beneath you is vibrating and rumbling. The bass drum is pulsing. You are wondering if the machine is TRYING to give you a headache. There's the far away wrapping at a door - is this a test?? Am I supposed to get up and get that? Am I asleep? Then the resounding reverb BOOM BOOM BOOM. Again far away - tap tap tap tap. Calm paaaaaause. BOOOM BOOOM BOOOOM BOOOM.

I am supposed to be very still. Don't smile. Is that a test too? Are they testing to see if I have any sense of humor? Because it's kind of funny. Who made this magnetic NOISY machine? I remain still. I am a good patient. I keep my eyes close because I told them I'm not claustrophobic, but I could probably get rather irritated by the close quarters if I allowed myself to see how confined I was. Instead I'm lying under an open sky. There are color fireworks. I breathe in and out. I should have put a pillow under my back. I am not a back sleeper. I would never just lie on my back on a hard slab for 15 minutes. Be still relax you shoulders, but don't move. Is this almost over? It's got to be almost over. I'm so thirsty. I keep swallowing. The picture is going to be blurry because I keep swallowing. BEEP BEEP Is a big truck backing up? I hope it sees me here lying very still. Did those earplugs pop out of my ears? I hate things in my ears. I'll probably have a headache from the earplugs. The swooshing sound is constant. It's been there the whole time. It makes me think of a baby in the womb listening to it's mother's heart.

I finished the test. They didn't make me do it over. I have the images on a disk to bring to my neurologist. I'm not scheduled to see him for 3 weeks. I should probably see if I can change the appointment.

ARE YOU GETTING EXCITED FOR GAME DAY

Includes video. Let's get fired up. Semi Finals tomorrow.

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She's Still Got IT

Mother of Four. My Dearest Friend. Amazing Woman.

It felt like torture when I insisted that we do a photo shoot together when we were child free for a couple hours. We are tired, wrinkled, and have stretch marks to prove that we are NOT spring chickens any more. We are full time mother hens that still have those blasted other pounds despite our best efforts.

I can't think of anyone more beautiful. Love you.

Happy Birthday!!!!!

One Year Older & Wiser Too....

Happy 39th Birthday to My Sweetie!!!! The week before the big event Jon was packing for a surprise business trip to New Jersey. We didn't know how long he would be gone. So we took the family out to Island's Restaurant to celebrate Dad's birthday. Wow were we able to down a couple Chocolate Lava desserts in a heartbeat.

Thankfully Jon was only gone a few days and not a few weeks. He returned for his actual birthday on August 24th which meant that we need to have an actual homemade birthday cake for him. His request was an ice cream cake. Mom's creations: a Snicker's Ice Cream Cake. He got to have FIVE candles - one from each of us :)

Jessica in her sweet style was the only one with a prepared gift. Wish I could find the video clip. She thought of EVERYTHING.

BASKETBALL MANIA

I am one PROUD Mom. We attended FOUR games on Saturday. Each team had to keep on winning to make it to the semi-finals. James and Jacob have each shown AMAZING improvement. I can't wait to share some of the video clips. Here's a teaser for now. Enjoy!!!

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